"I would take going home immediately over never going home, but in the advance of an immediate solution or any compelling reason to think there's a deadline I want to help you out, if you can use a roughly medium-high quality witch who is a you for anything, any hundred things, whatever, and then take home anything I can get ahold of here that would be useful back in my world and bring it with me - a Potential, maybe, if I can take passengers. Oh, I also want to find and wreck your Gem of Amara if that's a thing here, I already did mine.

"You guys exist and are giving me a fair shake at demonstrating my Bellatude. I have - some spells memorized that I can do without anything I don't have on my person, enough that I'm not sure you could stop me from making a break for it if I didn't telegraph the intent or you didn't want to kill me, and I have a couple ideas where to go if I have to do that, which for obvious reasons I'd rather not elaborate on aloud at this juncture. I won't start looking like I live under a bridge for at least a day or two and I've got what is probably passable legal tender cash on me, although my credit card likely won't work here - it's worth a try anyway, although I'd be risking stealing some random person's money. If I succeed at demonstrating my Bellatude then I can mooch off some combination of the two of you, and I don't know that much about what you have - there's a palm tree out the window, this isn't Forks, so there's that - but it probably includes research and spellcraft materials and crash space.

"So here I am doing a three questions walkthrough out loud, which is a little weird, because that's my best avenue what with the not necessarily going being homeless thing and better upside potential both ways."